Hello beautiful people of my readership, if you own a smartphone [those my friends with Nokia C3, put your hands down] you probably have whatsapp so you might have probably faced this dilemma. Those of you without whatsapp [either by choice or lack of smartphone] don’t worry I’m sure the moment MTN and co reduce charges on text rates you will receive some of these messages
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“One day you and I should _________? Text me your answer then pass it on and see how many strange replies u get. Lol don’t spoil the fun. Reply me first tho”
This was the message that popped up on my whatsapp some days ago from………. Lo and behold… the girl I’ve had a crush on for the past 2 semesters. My first instinct was to fill in that blank space with date, go out, be a couple or marry. I quickly began typing ‘D……a…..t…” I halted there. What was I thinking??? She had probably just forwarded it to me without even realising it, just a broadcast message in all likelyhood. Why should I rush and reply in this manner and risk making a fool of myself.
“But what if she meant to send it to you?? What if this is the chance you have been waiting for?? What if she actually has feelings for you but is afraid to show them?? What if she’s waiting for you to make the first move??” my over-optimistic side said………… “Ha….. don’t listen to him. She doesn’t like u, never has and never will. For one thing you arent at her level and even if you were you are short and not that handsome….. besides you don’t stack paper like her male friends. She wont even look at u twice.” my inner pessimist retaliated.
I began to carefully deliberate what my answer should be. Yes we chatted occasionally on whatsapp and in person but it was on the plaonic level. I had heard rumours that she didn’t date non smartphone guys and I’m pretty sure she definitely did not consider my Nokia C3 as a smartphone [asem paaa niee].
Did she know all those my emo whatsapp statuses where inreference to her?? I wondered. Had she paid any attention to any of my facebook statuses and twitter updates?? I was constantly on google searching for the right message with which to profess my love [the ones I had found were either over-used or too corny]
What was a brother to do, declare my love via a forwarded message and risk being forever ridiculed or hold my tongue and let the chance go by??
I had my pride and after the spam BT Jacobs [for want of offending a few people] saga I had learnt a valuable lesson. I quickly made my decision, with as little fuss as possible, I quickly exited whatsapp…….